If Benjamin was into Social Networking...

Here are some posts he would have had over the past year...

- WAAAAHHHHHHHH!
- I've been crying for 2 hours. Why doesn't this lady get it?!?
- This cute girl named Ava keeps coming over to visit. I think I like the older women.
- I bit my mom just for the fun of it. You should have seen the look on her face! LOL!
- Seriously, you want me to eat that? How about more milk instead.
- Ahhhh - relief at last. This is the first time since I was born that I don't have to have that burning feeling in my throat.
- I have this weird feeling, like something is cutting my gums. Anyone know what that is?
- Got milk?
- You will not believe it. This crazy woman thinks I'm going to sleep in this crib, alone, without being rocked to sleep!
- I think it's cute when my mommy and daddy kiss. :)
- I just got the best Christmas gift ever! A box!!! It had all these colorful, plastic things in it, but once I got those out, the box was amazing!
- If I could just figure out how to run, I know I could shove that dog food in my mouth befor mom catches me!
- Did anyone else's parents dress them up in 8 layers of clothes and try to convince them all this snow was fun?
- Tip to babies: if you don't like what your mom feeds you, throw it on the floor... she won't make you eat it then.
- mom, where are you? I'm tired of the babysitter.
- I love swinging. Swinging's my favorite.
- My paci is missing AGAIN!